Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side.

Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:
1. Actually, just f off.
2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f spell.
4. Property of C***y McF.
5. These dull f think I'm working.