We all know someone with a 'Bad Haircut' or who has 'Awful Taste in Music' - SO WHY NOT MAKE IT OFFICIAL with one of a huge range of ASBO Certificates?!
OR choose the 'Write Your Own' title - to say whatever you feel is appropriate...
Other titles include:
'Being Too Sexually Demanding'
'Having No Dress Sense'
'Farting in a Public Place'
'Swearing'
'Playing Too Much Golf'
'Loud Snoring'
'Old Fart'
And many more....